That weird moment your texting someone and they write something weird that comes off sexual and you’re like o_O “please be an auto correct mistake”

My boob size is between not big enough to notice but not small enough to go bra-less

lameborghini:

girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)

(via lustoverloveeee)

Expecting to be naked all summer but slowly realizing I gained hella weight and look like zoidberg naked.